Thursday, September 11, 2008

Dirty Jokes That I Don't Mind Using.

From the following link:
http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_line_jokes/short_dirty_jokes.html

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover m, I'm going in!

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her pencil!